Monday, November 30, 2009

Soft and Chunky

So what do you think of when you hear those 2 words said together ? My youngest was talking about Applesauce, I think of peanut butter or the Nestle candy chunk bar, my husband on the other hand thinks of ME !! Yes, that's right, me. As we sat around the dinner table last night Reagan was talking about how she ate some applesauce and described it as soft and chunky, to which Marc replied "Like Mommy." Uhm excuse me ? He tried to wriggle out of it, spewing some crap about it being complimentary, uhm, no, those 2 words used to describe a person are not complimentary no matter how you look at it. Fast forward to tonight. I mentioned how I desperately needed to shower I had been sat in a hospital waiting room a good part of the day and felt gross, plus my legs were getting itchy because I hadn't shaved them in the last month, this past month has been full of Dr appts, sick kids and getting things ready for a family visit,shaving my legs has not been on the top of my priority list... it's Winter, not like anyone will see them, so what the heck right ? But they started getting itchy, so I mentioned to my dear sweet husband, that I was not only soft and chunky but hairy too, to which he responded "Well, you can take care of hairy." What the hell ?? Seriously.
I know that somewhere along the evolution chain I somehow evolved from the polar bear, that come Fall an extra layer of fat starts to form under my skin to keep me warm for the Winter. But soft and chunky ??? I don't think so. I'm thinking someone will be getting a stocking full of coal for Christmas this year.

1 comment:

Emma said...

Are you freaking kidding me? You are anything but soft and chunky. And when did Marc get all buff...yep, I didn't think so. Until he becomes Mr. America I don't think he should be throwing ANY stones, ykwim?!?! Coal, I don't think I'd even get him that! ;)

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